Banana Guard
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Protect your banana!
I was browsing through a lifestyle mag while waiting for my turn at the doctor's yesterday when I came across this gadget. At first glance, it looked like a dildo. I'm like, uh-huh, so? But as I continued reading, my eyes got bigger and bigger and then I started to laugh. I got weird looks from the other patients of course but I couldn't help myself.
You see, this isn't your run-of-the-mill dildo, it is in fact a Banana Guard.
What the heck is a Banana Guard? Well, are you sick and tired of having your bananas squashed and bruised when you put them in your bag as lunch or a quick snack while at work or going out? Then this nifty gadget is for you. It keeps your banana in a virginal state until you are ready to ravish it.
Here's the official website for general and ordering information if you're so inclined. If you're living in the Netherlands, the mag I was reading states you can get your very own at the Bijenkorf.Labels: here and there
The Dutchess of Cookalot whipped this up at 4:04 am