How To Waste A Perfectly Good Saturday - Part II
Labels: just for fun
Saturday, August 23, 2008
By posting a really silly entry on your blog.
Taken off a thread from the parenting forum of which I am like a stubborn stain you can't remove, it asks (and answers) the perennial question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For some of the replies, it's funnier if one is Singaporean or Malaysian or at least familiar with the local politics or current affairs of both countries.
Without further ado,
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other
side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross
the road.
This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day
One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves
to cross the road.
But then, this really isn't about me.......
GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road.
We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not.
The chicken is either against us, or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE:
I invented the chicken!
JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check
book.
Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken.
This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C%
......... reboot.
ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens.
Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz
......zzzzzz .......
Now what were we talking about?
Ah yes, chickens.
We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them
to cross the road.
MAHATHIR:
Now even the non-bumi chickens want to cross the road?
How can they disrespect and disregard the bumi chickens?
We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our right!
ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.
SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross
over the road within 50km of the border.
LEE KUAN YEW:
I am telling u that the highly paid chicken should cross the road first.
It is our right to cross the road.
LEE HSIEN LOONG:
Gantry points have been set up.
All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash
cards first.
WONG KAN SENG:
I am sorry that the chicken was allowed to cross the road.
It was an HONEST MISTAKE.
Lets move on.
The Dutchess of Cookalot whipped this up at 3:11 am
